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Not that I bloody care, but go ahead and ask away..... Note: The completed dares are complete crack. They go over my usual standards.. Also, I try to complete every dare (because my admin pushes me to).

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Sing "Fancy" and "French Perfume"

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par UK_Britain_

par @UK_Britain_

AubrelynAnnHerrera - 'I have a dare I want you to do, I want you to sing fancy by iggy Azalea and French perfume by great big sea (Canadian band). Both in your pirate outfit, during the world meeting... please do it 😌😶...'

Hello, Iggy Azalea joke. It's been a year since I've seen you, eh? I never missed you.

At any case, whyyyyy-

*at the world conference meeting*

Germany. Everyone, thank you and no thank you for coming to the meeting today. We're going to discuss-

Germany.

Germany. How to deal with the silly countries that keep doing their dares. *coughs* England *coughs*

UK. *in a pirate outfit* It's Great Britain, sir. *cue music plays*

Germany. *groans* Oh no...

America. Oh yes

UK. "First things first, I'm the realest-"

Denmark. "(realest)-"

Germany. *tries to ignore me* So does anyone have any ideas on how to stop the goofing-around countries from interrupting us all the time? That's what concerns me more than the war going on right now.

Poland. *gasps* Germany? More concerned about fabulousness over-

Germany. No, not you, too-

UK. "You should want a bad bitch like this,"

Prussia. "(huh?)"

UK. "Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)"

UK. "Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of-"

Romano. JeSUS CHRIST, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Australia. *screaming*

*a few minutes later*

UK. Thank you, thank you. Now I'm going to sing "French Perfume" by Great Big Sea-

Germany. NO