Bradley: I hope you got pet insurance, cause tonight I'm gonna destroy that pussy!
Ally: eww Bradley!
Bradley: sorry that was gross that pickup line
Ally: yeh don't do that one with your girlfriend
Bradley: *note to self: don't say im gonna destroy that pussy to a girl
Ally: Goodboy :)
Bradley: my pickup lines are fire though
Ally: what does rank mean?
Bradley: bad
Ally: your pickup lines are rank af
Bradley: *pretends to hiss at you
Ally: what you mad at boy?
Bradley: your right, there's nothing to be mad with you
Ally: was that another pickup line?
Bradley: IM COMPLIMENTING YOU. STOP IGNORING IT.
Ally: o right haha
Bradley: :/
Ally: hah I'm the one leaving this time
Bradley: where u going?
Ally: to school bitch
Ally: whoops I didn't mean to call you that
Bradley: let's just call it revenge for me doing a gross pickup line, deal?
Ally: deal :)
Bradley: also didn't you say your 19? Meaning.. you don't go to school?
Ally: college
Bradley: you text me too often to be in college
Ally: ok you caught me I was lying but I need to help my mum with something she's drunk :/
Bradley: lol on red wine?
Ally: nope whiskey, Bai.
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Wrong Number || bws
FanfictionIn where one boy accidentally messages the wrong number and ends up falling in love.