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Bradley: I hope you got pet insurance, cause tonight I'm gonna destroy that pussy!

Ally: eww Bradley!

Bradley: sorry that was gross that pickup line

Ally: yeh don't do that one with your girlfriend

Bradley: *note to self: don't say im gonna destroy that pussy to a girl

Ally: Goodboy :)

Bradley: my pickup lines are fire though

Ally: what does rank mean?

Bradley: bad

Ally: your pickup lines are rank af

Bradley: *pretends to hiss at you

Ally: what you mad at boy?

Bradley: your right, there's nothing to be mad with you

Ally: was that another pickup line?

Bradley: IM COMPLIMENTING YOU. STOP IGNORING IT.

Ally: o right haha

Bradley: :/

Ally: hah I'm the one leaving this time

Bradley: where u going?

Ally: to school bitch

Ally: whoops I didn't mean to call you that

Bradley: let's just call it revenge for me doing a gross pickup line, deal?

Ally: deal :)

Bradley: also didn't you say your 19? Meaning.. you don't go to school?

Ally: college

Bradley: you text me too often to be in college

Ally: ok you caught me I was lying but I need to help my mum with something she's drunk :/

Bradley: lol on red wine?

Ally: nope whiskey, Bai.

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