Forbidden love

Teletubbies & anime

I looked at the clock and it showed 15.34, they should be here any moment.

"Where are they? I have other shit to do," Jeff said annoyed - as usual -

"their classes ended 4 minutes ago, chill man," I said as I took a sip of my Coffee and gave Jeff some chocolate hoping to get him in a good mood. Yes, I treat him like a girl, his personality is a bit twisted.

"Hey," Lionel said walking with Nikolai towards us. He was holding a bag filled with potato chips. "we bought some snacks on our way to the library"

"nice," I said and noticed that Jeff and Nikolai stared at each other. what's wrong with them? "Sit down and let's begin."

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We sat around a round table with notebooks, pencils and a lot of snacks and books that we took from the shelves.

"How the fuck do you even build up a poem?" Jeff asked as he opened a new bag of chips.

"Just come up with some words that rhyme and put them in sentences, it shouldn't be that hard," I said and scribbled some stuff in my notebook

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, your dick is so small but I still love you," Jeff said looking proud

"what?" I looked at him as we all burst out laughing and it made Jeff laugh even more

"You know that I'm talking about your dick?" Jeff asked me laughing even harder

"Hey! Shut up! You haven't even seen it" I hit him with the notebook

"Maybe that's why I've never seen it." He laughed even harder.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Nikolai said shortly after as Jeff tried to not fall off his chair while he laughed even harder thanks to Nikolai's joke

"Why y'all bullying me?" I asked and pretended to be sad as I ate some chips and it just made them laugh. I looked at Nikolai and he looked happy and it made my heart flutter. He's an angel and I know that I shouldn't look at him like this, but can you blame me? "Fine, I'll just prove that I'm the most creative one here."

"Creative, my ass," Jeff said and took Nikolai's cola.

"Indirect kiss."

Jeff shrugged and returned it to Nikolai "He doesn't mind."

It's been one hour since we started and nothing's coming up, this group is pure shit.

"AAAAARGH! I can't come up with anything and this is getting boring"

"Sssshh... shut up Dominic. We're in the fucking library." Jeff warned him.

"what about Do you have a name or can I call you mine?" Nikolai said.

"gladly," Dominic answered with a smirk.

"I wasn't referring to you," Nikolai said more quietly as his cheeks turned pink.

Jeff made a gagging motion as he looked at us with disgust. He got some serious problems.

"Okay, let's get serious, we do have a deadline of Friday," Lionel's voice made us all shut it and listen. "let's just say I'm a Teletubbie."

"Are you serious? Hell no, that sucks. We should say I'd break a vase any day that we could kiss kiss fall in love" Jeff giggled as he said it and I noticed that Nikolai smiled a bit.

"Don't tell me that you're a weeb?" Lionel asked and sounded really disappointed.

"I'm not."

"I'd offer you a cigarette but you're already smoking hot."

"Dominic, this was so bad, such a turn-off," Jeff said

"Oh, oh I know, I know," Lionel said with an extremely cheerful tone "Teletubbies are red, Teletubbies are blue. You can try to roast this pickup line but it's already hotter than you"

"What's wrong with you and Teletubbies?" an annoyed voice said, and guess whose it was? Yes, Jeffrey.

"what's wrong with you and anime?" the Teletubbie freak answered.

"I said ONE thing about anime and only ONE thing."

And in this moment world war three broke out and while the Teletubbie lover and the weeaboo argued I decided with Nikolai to meet up again tomorrow evening in my house. I'm seriously inviting two angels into my house. Fuck.

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Most of the pickup lines are taken from CDawgsVA's video pick up lines - Sebastian roasts!

link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iRlrT9DPyQ