PURPLE PALADIN HAS MESSAGED YOUpurple paladin: so how'd u write me in that story of urs???
purple paladin: a charming yet sexy man who knows how to talk to the ladies, right ??? ;;))you: lance.... u don't even know how to flirt with me
you: honestly, lance, if you're gonna flirt w/ me make the pick up line good
you: i know how to flirt better than u
you: i could get more alien babes than you
you: nerdpurple paladin: are you done???
purple paladin: i'm rolling my eyes right nowyou: why??? because you're irritated with how you can't flirt??
purple paladin: !!! NO
you: LANCE CAN'T FLIRT! LANCE CAN'T FLIRT
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you: awh, c'mon sweet cheeks
you: don't be that way :(((purple paladin: sweet cheeks, huh ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒 , hunk garrett
Fanfiction❝guyS THIS GALRA FLEET WON'T STOP!!!❞ ❝can't stop, won't stop❞ ❝Wait a tick....❞ ❝btw, who r u???❞ [voltron: legendary defenders] [text messaging au]