RULES:
ANY AU,
I CANT DO LEMONS. BUT I CAN DO A BIT OF LIME
I can do male X male and girl X girl
I CAN'T DO SHIPS, THIS IS AN ((X READER)) that means, it's for READERS.
YOU CAN REQUEST FOR SONGFICs And I'LL THINK ABOUT IT,
YOU CAN GIVE ME...
A funny thing I thought of while reading Dina-soar's book; 'Unstable'.
America (Alfred): We shouldn't be doing this
Reader:
Reader: I think the fuck not, we shouldn't stop doing this- our love is god, for fuck's sake, Alfred, you can fuck me gently with (your body) a chainsaw if you don't think so-
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Reader: I'm going to kill your father
America:
2P!America(Allen): *waltzing in* I think fucking n o t
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Reader: Mr. Jones
America: Yes, babe?
Reader: I love you
America: I love you too
Reader: You is father
America: wot
Reader: I am pregnant
America: f u c k
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Reader: It's not pedophilia if you love them back and they do too ;)
America: mmmmMMMM, OH MY GOD, STOP FUCKING L Y I N G
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America: you'll understand when you're older.
Reader: *t r i g g e r e d*
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Reader: why give your lover a heart when you can give them a uterus
America: what is wrong with you.
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Reader: m r . J o n e s
America:
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America: our love is god?
America: hahahahahahha
America: Did you mean "Our love consists of mostly sex."?
