Alfred: FOUR 2P!Hetalia Chapters?? The 2P!s have taken over!
*in the tune of ghostbusters*"Im a jealous 1p"
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Remus/Lucius (2P!Rome): CLEAN THIS ROOM BEFORE I FUCK YOUR ASS
Flavio: Don't you mean, "Fuck your ass up"?
Remus/Lucius: NO IMMA FUCK YOUR ASS
Flavio, whispering: no w ait
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Reader: and there i was, barbaque sauce on my titties
Allen: *wHEEZES*
Allen, on the floor: *still wheezing*
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2P!Hong Kong: *riding a skateboard*
2P!China, probably high on opium: oh mai goi
2P!Hong Kong: *accidentaly breaking the skateboard*
2P!China: OH MAI GOI HE ON XGAMES MODE
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Katya (2P!Ukraine) at young Viktor and Anastasia: go back to sleep and sTARVE.
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How Kiku is usually when mad
Kiku: screw you, Alfred, I'm sick of your attitude. YOU are my FRIEND. And nothing will change that, you idiot
What Alfred thinks how Kiku usually is when he's mad
Kiku: FUCK YOU, ALFRED, ORE AM SICK OF YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE. You are my NAKAMA and nothing will fUCKING CHANGE THAT, YOU FUCKING BITCH
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Anastasia(2P!Belarus), singing: I want to see my little boy
Reader, carrying her cat, Mittens: here he comes
Anastasia: I want to see my little boy
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Ludwig: may i have your attention, please?
Reader: YOU CAN HAVE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE
Ludwig:
Reader:
Reader: I'm sorry, Ludwig, go on
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Alfred in kermit voice: time to get FRISKY with kermit cmere, cmere baby
Reader: f ine *gets uncomfortably close*
Alfred: oh hey- *coughs*
Alfred: i was kidding- OH SHIT
Alfred: RUN RUN, oh mY GOD
Reader: i wanna touch your
Reader: froggy ASS
Alfred: i am going to kERMIT SUICIDE
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Reader: L is for the way you look at me
Matthew: O is for the only one i see
Francis: V is very very extraordinary
Alfred: egg?????
Reader:
Matthew:
Francis:
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Allen: Hey spell 'ME'
Reader: M-E
Allen: you forgot the D ;))
Reader: sorry dick is too small to say out loud
Everyone in the room: *wHEEZES*
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Child!Reader: mommy theres a monster under the bed
Amelia (Nyo!America), looking under the bed: oh sweety, theres no such thing as-
Allen, under the bed: LONG DICK STYLE
Amelia: aND WE'RE MOVING
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Anastasia: My name is Anastasia Arlovskaya, and you?
Reader, looking at the camera: Apparently not as tsaright as i though I'd be
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Thsi is it boyos
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Do you see this shit?( a Hetalia X reader one-shot n' drabble)
FanfictionRULES: ANY AU, I CANT DO LEMONS. BUT I CAN DO A BIT OF LIME I can do male X male and girl X girl I CAN'T DO SHIPS, THIS IS AN ((X READER)) that means, it's for READERS. YOU CAN REQUEST FOR SONGFICs And I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, YOU CAN GIVE ME...
