StriPPEUR!EngLAiND X Reder - Forgive me

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-for what I must yabba dabba do. Eli no reading thsi.

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All the single ladies, (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies, (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies, (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies Now put your hands up

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U broke up with frencish bonnefry because he cheated on you and hes a serial rapeest. How sad ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

That's okay!!!! You have crippling depression now!!!

"Are you a single ladyyyy????" Your rushing friend said out of nowher

"YASSSSS." You replied.

"Let's go to fuckin club-" the russian girl said again

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Up in the club (club), we just broke up (up), I'm doing my own little thing.
Decided to dip (dip) and now you wanna trip (trip)
'Cause another brother noticed me

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You walked in the club like "WADDUP I CAME HERE TO FUCK SOMEBODY BECAUSE I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND." Then your boobs inflated to larger versions of themselves because you were wearing no boob protection >:0

And one man stood up from his stripper chair and- WAIOah-

Tis sexy brit time.

>;3

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I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
You can't get mad at me

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Yeah- uh- you did the yigg yigg, conGRATULATIONS!! AND STRIPPERBOI IS UR NEW BOYFRIEND!!

This is by far the most cringiest crack-songfic I've made. eli no read this

Do you see this shit?( a Hetalia X reader one-shot n' drabble)Onde as histórias ganham vida. Descobre agora