Fee's POV
"FEE!"
"Shit!" I yelped groggily as Keenan's yell woke me up. "Wha-what the hell? What time is it?"
Keenan stayed eerily quiet- eyeing me evilly. I checked the time.
"4:30! Fuck! KEENAN YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH! Why'd you wake me?!"
"Bring Victoria back to me. Now." he growled creepily
I yawned, stretching.
"She's only gone in the story Keenan, she's still in the house. In fact, she's sleeping in her room. LIKE I WAS UNTIL YOU WOKE ME FOR NO FUCKING REASON!"
"Oh..."
"YES, OH KEENAN! NOW LET ME FUCKING SLEEP!"
He left. Oh yeah- that's how it's done XD
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
That Morning
Typing sleepily.
Must... update... for... die-hards!
I groaned in frustration.
"So, how long 'till I find Tori?" Keenan annoyingly asked.
I growled.
"How long 'till I find Tori?"
...
"How long 'till I find Tori?"
...
"How long 'till I find Tori?"
...
"How long 'till I find Tori?"
...
"How long 'till I find To-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"Ho-"
"Nuh!
"H-"
"NO! BAD KEENAN!"
His shoulders slumped in defeat.
"Good boy, now... leave Aunty Fee to her work." I cooed.
He walked out of the room grumbling.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"He won't find me, will he Fee?"
I sighed softly.
"He has to, eventually Tori."
...
"Tori, he will find you- but I can stall for a while if you like?"
She smiled a bit. "Yeah, thanks Fee"
"Now- we can annoy the shit out of him." I rubbed my hands together in anticipation of our evil-doings.
"What could we do? I've brought a gun, and a flame thrower (TWICE!); what else could I do?"
"How about I bring in a mysterious character? They could mix up everything and annoy Keenan to no end..."
"How?"
I leaned over and whispered in Tori's ear.
She grinned evilly. "Oh yeah. I never would have guessed that Keenan was b-"
"Uh! Don't spoil it! And yes. Most faeries are."
She raised an eyebrow. "I'm not."
I shrugged. "Have you tried?"
"... No..."
"Well? Then how do you truly know?"
...
I smirked
"Exactly"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Next Day
All three of us sat down for breakfast. 'Till he showed up, hovering in the corner like a creeper.
"Who's he?" Keenan asked, a little edgy. I know I would be edgy if I didn't know who he was. He looks like a gigantic shadow stalking our every movement... CREEPY
"Whouldn't you like to know" Tori said smugly
"Yes, Yes I would. That's why I asked." Keenan said back- irritated.
"Well. You'll just have to wait." I smirked
"Hey! You two are conspiring against me! That-that's treason!"
Tori and I exchanged looks.
"So? What are you going to do about it?"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Twenty Minutes Later
"How the fuck did Keenan manage this?!" I squeaked.
"I... don't know..." Tori stared at Keenan, who was eating grapes.
Let me fill you in. Apparently it's against fairy law to commit treason. How the hell was I supposed to know that?!
I ended up chained to my living room wall, watching Tori grudgingly serve on Keenan in a skanky maid outfit. Yeah. How? I have no fucking clue.
He's really starting to get on our nerves. Tori has broken down into screaming fits twice. TWICE in twenty minutes. Yeah. And how long until he frees us? No clue.
Anyways, Tori figured out that if she was quiet- he'd get bored. I, on the other hand am pissed off beyond belief.
"Hey, Vicky-bear!" Keenan smirked
Left eye twitches in irritation
"Psh, you're boring. FEE-FEE!"
Twitch
"Fluffykins!"
Twitch
"Pooh-bear!"
TwitchTwitchTwitchTwitchTwitchTwitchTwitchTwitch
"That's it, SHADOW MAN!"
He walked in. Keenan paled.
"Can you please pay Keenan back for me?"
He shrugged and moved towards Keenan.
"Shit!" Keenan ran. "CREEPY PAEDOPHILE SHADOW MAN-THING IS FOLLOWING ME! DON'T JUST STAND THERE TORI, HELP ME!"
"...Nah"
He caught up to Keenan
...
"SHIT!"
---------------------------------------------------
Hehehe, I was in an evil mood. *shrugs*
So, I am trying to finish this book! O.O
That means quicker updates! YAY!
It's just so I can make "Potter's Malfoy", "The Boy Behind the Bars" and my un-published-up-and-coming book ''Graveyard Dancing'' my first priorities.
So... yeah.
See you all soon!
VOMMENT!
YOU ARE READING
Keenan's Queen
FanfictionWhat if Keenan never met Donia or Aislinn? Victoria, or Tori as she prefers, has the Sight. Keenan is looking for his Queen. But what lengths will Keenan go to, to keep Tori by his side; especially since she wants nothing to do with him?. I DO NOT O...
