#3 : Benedict Cumberbatch and TopGear.
NEED I SAY ANYTHING?
I'M SORRY FOR SCREAMING. I JUST SAW BENNY BATCH ON TOP GEAR AND I CAN BARELY BREATHE I MEAN, HE IS JUST SO FECKING ADORABLE WITH HIS CURLS AND WIDE SPACED EYES AND HIS FAKE PUNCHES ON JEREMEY AND OH MY GOSH, CLARKSON IS SO FECKING TALL LIKE HE MAKES BENEDICT LOOK SHORT, IMAGINE WHAT MARTIN FREEMAN WOULD LOOK LIKE INFRONT OF HIM.
A FREAKING KID THATS WHAT. JAZZA AND JAMES ARE SO MEAN TO HAMMOND THOUGH. THEY CONSTANTLY MAKE FUN OF THE POOR GUY'S HEIGHT AND WHILE MY FRIENDS AND I MIGHT DO THE SAME WITH OUR BIOLOGY SIR, ITS DIFFERENT.
HAMMOND IS CUTE.
SIR HAFEEZ IS NOT. (SORRY SIR)
BUT COME ON. HAMMOND REMINDS ME OF JACKSON FROM HANNAH MONTANA. THEY ARE BOTH IN THEIR THIRTIES AND THEY ARE BOTH ADORABLE AND SHORT.
AND FUNNY. HAMMOND IS A FREAKING RIOT.
THE STIG.
I AM IN LOVE WITH A FACELESS MAN, BUT I'M OKAY. I'M NOT CRAZY. EVEN THOUGH MY MUM DIDN'T HAVE ME TESTED, I'M SURE.
BUT THE STIG JUST GOES SO FAST. AND HE KNOWS JUST HOW TO TURN AND EXACTLY WHEN TO STOP AND IT IS JUST SUCH A TURN ON.
I'M SORRY FOR SCREAMING THROUGH THIS ENTIRE THING BUT ITS TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN THE WORLD WHICH WILL FEATURE SEPARATELY LATER ON AS WELL.
07/03/2014
HUDA.
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