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darry

- licked paste off a tree branch in kindergarten

- is ticklish

- has a toned butt

- Ponyboy is his favorite brother

- Sodapop likes to sneak into his room at night and do the ol' feather and shaving cream prank

- in high school he banged a lotta girls

- is weirdly flexible

- he peed his pants during a football game once

- Ponyboy had to bring him an extra pair of boxers and pants

- the only clean pair of pants were Pony's, so Darry ran around in super tight blue jeans but still managed to win a football game

- he desperately wants to get married and start a family before he turns twenty three, but Ponyboy and Sodapop's care is more important.

- women hit on him like they hit on Sodapop, Everytime Darry would fix a roof the wife of the family would hold her bridge club outside so they could stare at Darry

- flirts for tips 

- will never admit it

- he can't cook

- laughs Everytime Ponyboy asks about girls

- "pony, you're three years old you ain't shit"

- can dance like Johnny Castle

Posting all the headcanonns tonight bc y not