WhatsApp Messages with Stan
Stan
so, are you ready for your blind date?
Evans
no
Stan
are you at least getting ready for your blind date?
Evans
no
Stan
why the hell not
bro, we're leaving for your house right now
and we'll be there in like half an hour
Evans
can't i just stay home and watch sappy movies with dodger
Stan
no fucking way
no
you get your ass up now or i'll get mackie to call you and scream over the phone
Evans
you know i hate it when mackie screams over the phone like a little girl
Stan
exactly why you should do as i say and get dressed
so go throw on a fancy dress shirt with some fancy slacks that will go well with a pair of snazzy shoes that will impress your date.
trust me, you'll like her.
Evans
and what if i don't?
Stan
then round four in september :-)
Evans
how are you so sure that the two of us will hit it off?
she could probably end up being like the other girls i've been on a date with
"can i touch your biceps?"
i'm looking for a serious relationship, sebastian. and you and mackie have been setting me up on blind dates for the past eight months.
and neither of the three girls you've set me up with has actually said things like "gosh, you're so funny" or things that will actually put a smile on your face
things like "gosh your biceps are huge---can i touch them?" do not put a smile on my face
Stan
i know i know
they said your ass is gold
okay look, i know you've been on horrible dates but i'm telling you, i think you might like this girl.
Evans
alright fine
i'll go put on something nice
i mean it'd be rude to bail on her
like you said, she could be nice
Stan
that's the spirit!!!
alright, go spray some hugo boss cologne on yourself to freshen up
we're reaching in twenty.
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