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WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Girls' with Brie, Ems and Jen

Brie
woah nay, i knew you guys met each other at the venice film festival two weeks ago but damn you guys met again?

Ems
who are we talking about?

Brie
chris evans

Ems
oh oh oh you met him again?

Naomi
yeah at the audition i was telling you girls about

Ems
you mean here?
as in new york?

Naomi
yeah
he was the one i did my screen test with

Jen
ok what did i miss

Brie
naomi kissed a guy at her screen test
and it's not just any guy
it was chris evans

Jen
WAIT WHAT
you mean chris evans as in THE chris evans???

Naomi
brie stop being such a drama queen
i did not kiss him 🙄

Ems
aw shucks

Naomi
ems don't make me un-love you

Jen
wait let me read the messages
ok i'm done
so what did you guys do then if not kiss

Naomi
what everyone normally does at a screen test??

Brie
we're just teasing babes
it's so fun to see you get all worked up over these things 👀

Ems
what she means to say is you get all cute and jumpy whenever we tease you about these things

Jen
what they're both trying to say is that they've had a crush on you since 2012

Naomi
i'm flattered thank you girls wow

Brie
way to sound flattered, nay 😧

Naomi
:-)
it's not like i'm gonna marry either of you

Jen
well why would you when you've got ben 😉
ok i've literally just signed my death warrant
brie can i hide in your apartment

Ems
i can tell what naomi's gonna do

Jen
what

Brie
she's gonna skip the mockingjay premiere

Jen
oh fuck

Naomi
ten points for brie

Jen
okok i take back what i said!!!!

Ems
anyway speaking of you and ben
how are you both?

Naomi
we're good
he's good
why?

Brie
just curious :-)

Naomi
i tend to have a very bad feeling in the pit of my stomach whenever brie uses that particular smiley face emoji thing

Brie
oh relax you jumping jelly bean
it's not like we're gonna do anything
ok anyway can i just say that you probably have already caught chris' eye?

Naomi
why do you say that?

Ems
oh gosh naomi
you've been on two blind dates already
can't you tell when a guy is really captivated by you?

Jen
well how can she when ben is on her mind 24/7

Ems
that's like a double death warrant you just signed for yourself, jen

Brie
exactly ^

Jen
i know
i'm on fire today

Naomi
yeah you sure are, jen

Ems
you can tell she hates you already, jen

Jen
it's okay
as long as she loves ben
okok i'll stop
wait fuck why didn't we set nay up on a blind date with ben
ok y'know what never mind that
back to the topic at hand
what about christopher
did you guys exchange numbers

Naomi
you are NOT setting me up on a date with ben
and with regards to chris, well he asked for my number but i kinda forgot to get his in return. . .

Brie
ouch

Ems
yikes way to turn down a guy, nay
and we'll get back to that thing about ben later
i'm more interested in this conversation you had with chris evans

Naomi
it wasn't intentional! i swear to god it wasn't intentional, it totally slipped my mind.
and hey, i'm sure he just asked for my number like any normal friend would.
don't turn this into something it's not now pls

Ems
sure

Brie
whatever you say :-)

Naomi
weren't you girls just talking about ben like five seconds ago

Jen
yeah but hey it looks like chris is sorta interested y'know

Naomi
how can you tell?

Brie
nay
he posted a single picture of you
guys don't usually do that unless they really like you
it's so obvious, my innocent little chestnut

Ems
but don't worry, this isn't some love at first sight thing
it's normal
it's possibly an immediate attraction
like a physical attraction kinda thing

Jen
^^^

Naomi
oh good god

Jen
don't go denying it now

Brie
you know it's like 75% true

Ems
^

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