❝So, what are the first signs of love?❞
❝Well, one of them is when your heart starts beating uncontrollably in front of the person you admire dearly and deeply.❞
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In which Chris Evans is...
WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Trio + Draco Malfoy' with Stan, Mackie and RDJ
Stan i'm still surprised you didn't take mackenzie with you to meet the family
Mackie you and me both
Evans guys we've only been on two 'dates' we're not getting married jeez
RDJ do you see yourself marrying her then 😏😏😏
Mackie i told you it was a good idea to add rdj to the group
RDJ so you're saying you only wanted me in the group because i can grill evans for answers?? i'm so offended this is exactly why we're not on the same team 🖕
Stan rdj taking it to the next level
RDJ you guys aren't cool enough to be on my team
Evans oh we aren't cool enough?
Mackie don't change the subject
Stan we know what you're trying to do
Evans damn it
RDJ answer the question, capsicle
Evans it's a little too early to even be thinking about marrying someone i've just met, don't you think?
Stan no it isn't 🙃
Mackie maybe 🙃
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RDJ idk maybe it is maybe it isn't i'm just kidding, evans
Evans i hate you all
Stan we heat you too hate*
Mackie your keyboard really hates you
Evans ^
RDJ my keyboard loves me
Stan anyway chris we're just kidding about the whole bringing mackenzie home to meet the family thing
Mackie yeah you know how much we love to see you get worked up about the smallest things
RDJ this is exactly why he hates the two of you and loves me
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Evans ten points to rdj and no rob, pls don't use gifs not again
Stan i'm cancelling our friendship rn christopher and oh no rdj no no no no not again we had this conversation before
Mackie sorry what i can't hear you over the 'ding' sound going off as i hit the unfollow button
RDJ get your ears checked then, mackie i can hear perfectly well AND I WILL POST GIFS IF I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Evans rdj is on a roll tonight
Mackie sometimes i think rdj is actually tony stark
Stan same
RDJ anyway evans how's massachusetts and what are you gonna do besides taking dodger on long walks and spending some quality time with your family
Evans it's great here, as per usual it's always great to be back home, you know? and well, other than spending time with my family and dodger (who is also family), i'll be attending this black-tie event on the 23rd and naomi is gonna be there
Mackie you mean spideyboy's naomi?
Stan he means naomi lindberg ^ jeez mackie, she has a name
RDJ tommy boy will not be pleased if he finds out that you just called him spideyboy 'cause he's spiderMAN
Evans rdj you're so protective of tom the fans are gonna cry
Stan tommy boy will be the first to cry
Mackie ^^^
Evans but yeah, naomi lindberg
RDJ how did you meet her again
Evans eddie redmayne introduced us when i attended the venice film festival
RDJ ahh so are the two of you going as each other's date?
Stan what
Mackie wait what
Evans no rdj, we're going as friends
Stan yeah we did not set you up on a blind date for nothing
Mackie it took a lot of research and by research we mean wikipedia
Evans yeah, i remember i still can't believe you guys did that
RDJ kids these days and their wikipedia searches ah so you're not going as each other's date hey wait didn't you say she's with that prince caspian guy
Mackie what's his name again
Stan i know his surname it's pretty easy to remember, considering the fact that my character shares the same last name with him
Evans ben barnes
RDJ ah yes, him!
Evans he's not going apparently
Stan aren't they dating or something
Evans she told me they're not
Mackie and mackenzie's okay with you attending this event with naomi?
Evans it's not a date, guys
Stan we didn't say it was a date
RDJ okok sensitive topic abort mission
Evans plus, mackenzie and i aren't even dating we've just been on two 'dates' but we're not a couple i barely know her and she barely knows me, too
