ZODIACS

stereotypes (note that some of these might not be accurate)

aries: SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS S P O R T S PSIRJRKSLALSLSL

taurus: im gonna inhale this fridge

gemini: what

cancer: she said my pasta had too much sauce *breaks down sobbing*

leo: I AM A FUCKING KING BOW DOWN TO ME YOU PEASANTS

virgo: *in a perfectly clean room* i am at peace

libra: eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

scorpio: i hope all of you die

sagittarius: *a sarcastic lil shit*

capricorn: yall are stupid

aquarius: *sits in a chair and lights a cigar* so, do you believe in aliens?

pisces: IM I N N O C E N T