ZODIACS

things the signs have probably said part 6

aries: patrick stump could stab me and id thank him

taurus: RIGHT HANDED PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN LEFTIES, BITCH

gemini: you don't know what fun is

cancer: why are all of you so fuckin mean

leo: i sure do love me some memes

virgo: i dont want to move but i have to and honestly i think someones gonna throw a party once im gone

libra: im hotter than you uwu

scorpio: pass the weeeeeeeeed

sagittarius: im not a furry i swear

capricorn: i want to mcdie

aquarius: you aren't a real emo

pisces: the universe can eat my ENTIRE ass