aries: python. mostly passive but can kill you.
taurus: sloth. lazy lazy lazy
gemini: those mutant cows in fallout 4 that have two heads; this is literally a joke bc i couldnt think of anything else ok pls dont hurt me
cancer: grizzly bear. they look cuddly but they will bite your head off if you mess with them
leo: tiger. bet you thought id say lion didnt you? GUESS AGAIN PAL
virgo: one of those really petty cats that scratches your favourite chair so much that you need a new one every two weeks but it cleans itself when you look at it in an attempt to seem innocent
libra: golden retriever. big (or smol) n beautiful
scorpio: great white shark. chomp chomp motherfucker
sagittarius: longhorn. these guys can fight
capricorn: snowy owl. v wise and majestic
aquarius: panther. them do the sneaky sneaks. plus theyre p cool and i like them idk
pisces: coy fish. ITS PISCES. WHATD YOU EXPECT??? A ROBIN OR SOMETHING??
ESTÁS LEYENDO
ZODIACS
De Todoim jumping onto the bandwagon goddammit this is gonna be offensive and probably inaccurate
