ZODIACS

what i see when i think of the signs

aries: a trash can lmao

taurus: a potato playing overwatch

gemini: the siamese twins from american horror story

cancer: you dont wanna know

leo: beyoncè

virgo: clorox bleach

libra: a unicorn

scorpio: a scorpion (duh)

sagittarius: a sweaty guy asking for a washcloth

capricorn: a businesswoman

aquarius: mermaids. 20 of them

pisces: a saint