aries: the demon that avoids everyone bc they hate everyone rip
taurus: yknow the pizza demon from the saturnz barz music video? thats you, taurus.
gemini: a demon with a parasitic twin where one of their eyes should be
cancer: a demon thatll make deals with you and there wont be a catch bc theyre actually nice
leo: pretends to be the ruler of the demons but isnt. the egotistical one.
virgo: the one that jump scares people randomly just for the lols
libra: they seduce you into going home with them then they kill you
scorpio: that one demon that goes on a murder spree then comes back like nothing happened
sagittarius: doesnt mess with humans but plays pranks on the other demons
capricorn: the only serious one; they try their best to keep everyone in check
aquarius: am i allowed to say satan? no? too bad, youre satan. i hope you like hell as much as you like alcohol, youre gonna be there for a while.
pisces: a water demon that drowns people like that horse thing does in scottish legends (google it)
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Randomim jumping onto the bandwagon goddammit this is gonna be offensive and probably inaccurate