ZODIACS

personalities based on people i know

aries: an asshole but can be really nice if they like you; not athletic at fucking all

taurus: food and video games are all they need to survive; very creative

gemini: hyper and weird until you piss them off then theyll give you that look thats like 'bitch i stg'; great at roasting people

cancer: can be a huge asshole but is also really funny and nice to be around

leo: a good cook; super nice and likes to crack jokes

virgo: A STUCK UP BITCH (sorry); they compare people to themselves; narcissistic

libra: hyper hyper hyper; actually a child

scorpio: creative; a good artist

sagittarius: an attention seeking bitch thats nice on occasion

capricorn: the lord of puns

aquarius: looks scary to some people but is actually a six year old; a total sweetheart tbh

pisces: actually really really nice; will probably give you things such as access to their netflix account; a prankster