aries: how do i say 'i wanna kill myself' in norwegian
taurus: which one of you fucks ate my spaghetti
gemini: NOPE I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
cancer: this is boring i wanna go home
leo: nO I GET TO LICK THE SPOON
virgo: bitch ill fight you
libra: look at this dog! this dog is fuckin soft yo
scorpio: i stayed up until 5:30 then sat in the kitchen and ate the whole container of gelato
sagittarius: what? gander mountain is closing? SHIT YO I GOTTA GO BUY ALL THEIR KAYAKS
capricorn: we mustnt communicate in strange noises *proceeds to make bird noises*
aquarius: dont tell me to shut up ill shank you with a rusty spoon
pisces: why are we here? what is existence? W H Y ? ? ?
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ZODIACS
Randomim jumping onto the bandwagon goddammit this is gonna be offensive and probably inaccurate
