ZODIACS

things the signs have probably said part 4

aries: if you wear cat ears and collars does that make you a furry

taurus: whats a sexuality?? can you eat it? DOES IT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS?????

gemini: do you mind?? i need to cry my eyes out and youre blocking the bathroom door

cancer: 90s talk turns me on

leo: bow down bitches *snaps dramatically* the king/queen/overlord has arrived

virgo: look at that ass! its fuckin clean just like i like everything :^)

libra: is that limo made of solid gold

scorpio: im gonna wear black sclera contacts to school, claim to be possessed, and trick the teachers into making all of my grades a's

sagittarius: do people still fish?? is that a thing?

capricorn: get your shit together! get it all together, and put it in a backpack. all your shit. so its together. and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere yknow? take it to the shit store and sell it, or, or put it in a shit museum. i dont care what you do. you just gotta get it together.

aquarius: is 'kitten' a kinky name for a sub? does that work??

pisces: I WISH, I WISH, I WISH I WERE A FISH (does anyone know what thats from bc it was a great movie)