aries: trying to be quiet
taurus: zoned out thinking about food
gemini: silent but having a good time
cancer: L O U D; wakes up the neighbours/keeps the neighbours awake
leo: aggressive. their partner is sore for three weeks afterwards.
virgo: wants to try new things; "hey can we try sandwiching" "ABSOLUTELY NOT" "please" "NO."
libra: shy at first then ends up screaming and stuff.
scorpio: really likes to use sex toys.
sagittarius: like scorpio, except its an orgy.
capricorn: passionate and romantic.
aquarius: theyll do it however their partner wants. for the most part, that is. theyll still be in control unless their partner wants otherwise.
pisces: very shy but kinda loud. adorable.
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ZODIACS
Randomim jumping onto the bandwagon goddammit this is gonna be offensive and probably inaccurate