Maxmoefoe: where are you from
Idubbbz: you gonna track me down and stalk me?
Maxmoefoe: of course, that's the standard of friendship
Maxmoefoe: but for real
Idubbbz: I live in California
Maxmoefoe: ooh you're America
Idubbbz: yes I'm all of America
Maxmoefoe: I meant American cunt
Idubbbz: yes I'm an American cunt
Maxmoefoe: I've gathered that
Maxmoefoe: I'm from Perth, Australia
Idubbbz: So you're an Aussie cunt then
Maxmoefoe: yep
Idubbbz: how many kangaroos do you own mate
Maxmoefoe: oh fuck you
Maxmoefoe: go suck off your ball eagle
Idubbbz: that was weak
Maxmoefoe: I can't think of any America stereotypes
Idubbbz: I'll do your job for you
Idubbbz: "You can take your fat, gun-loving, stupid ass and go shit on the earth elsewhere. I don't care if you're how much you have to show, or how big your military is, or how hard you work, your money-loving ass is still a fat piece of shit"
Maxmoefoe: damn
Idubbbz: I totally didn't look up American stereotypes on Wikipedia and throw them all into one clusterfuck
Maxmoefoe: you fucking cheater
Idubbbz: oh well kangaroo boy
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A Million Miles Away •Maxian•
Fanfiction"What are you fucking gay?" "Yeah actually. It's right in my bio"
