The Drunks

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Gray went up to Juivia and started to cry on her shoulder, while hugging her. She looked to be enjoying it.

Gajeel kept repeating 'Levy'. So she went over there and he just held her.

Natsu....oh Natsu. He was spitting fire everywhere and started to shout random things.
"FIGHT ME (Y/N)!"

"Natsu, we are at a ball. We can't fight right now."

"ARE YOU SCARED YOU'LL LOSE TO ME?"
"No, I'm scared we'll ruin this whole kingdom."

"COMEEE ONNNNNN!"
I flicked him on the head and he fell down.

"Natsu just sleep."

"Ok mommy!"

'Uh oh...that leaves Rogue and Sting....'

I went around looking for them.

"GAH!"

Welp, I tripped on something, onto Rogue.

"I'm so so sorry!"

"It'ss ookkk babby! Commee closserrr!"

"I think I'm pretty close."

"Nahhh"

I screamed again. Someone had pulled my jacket collar, lifting me off Rogue.

The person held me up in the air, I tried to kick my feet.

"Sting! Put me down!"

"Noooooo"

"Don't make me kick you."

"You were on Rogue, when you should be with me!"
"Sting, you're drunk. Put me down."

Then Rogue got up and grabbed me from Sting.

This is like tug of war, but I'm the rope.

"Sting is tottalllyyyy wrrong! You are with me."

"Well I can't do anything right now because you're holding me up!"
"Seee shee lovess me moree Sting!"
Sting grabbed me from Rogue and put me up higher.

"Noooo seee she's with me! She loves me more."

Rogue grabbed me from Sting again.

"I loved her before you!"

"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did!"
"No you didn't"

"STOP!" I said, freezing them both.

"Sorry I had to do that, but you guys were creating a scene.

They weren't frozen to where they would die, just so they wouldn't move.

"Nature Dragon Secret Art: Sleep Powder"

That's the only Nature Dragon Slayer move I can do, but it comes in handy.

My ice melted and they both were sound asleep.

Natsu came up to me.

"YOU CAN FIGHT THEM, BUT NOT ME! THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"Do you want me to make you sleep too?"

"IF THAT MAKES US FIGHT, THAN YES!"

"Nature Dragon Secret Art: Sleep Powder"

"YESS A FIG-"

Natsu fell asleep.

I grabbed Sting and Rogue, (with magic of course, since I couldn't carry them) and put them in seats at a table.

The princess came out to thank and congratulate us. She saw Rogue, Sting and Natsu and gave me a worried look.

"They're fine, just drunk."

She nodded.

"So what magic do you use?"

"Ice and Water Dragon Slaying."
"A Dragon Slayer? Wow!"

"What about you?"

"Me?"

"Yes, your majesty!"
"I'm a celestial wizard, like Lucy Heartfilia!"

"That's awesome! Her spirits are-"
Before I could finish I heard a familiar voice.

"Hey (Y/N), nice to see you again."

"Hello Loki..."

He seemed to notice Sting and Rogue, sitting by me.

"What's up with them?"

"They both were drunk, so I used my magic to make them sleep."

"Makes sense...Would you like to dan-"

Rogue and Sting both woke up, at the same time too...Odd.

"SHE WON'T BE DANCING WITH YOU!"

They punched Loki.

"Guys! Be nice!!! He wasn't hurting me."
"I'm sorry Loke for what they did."

"It's fine, Lucy kicks me all the time."
Then, the dragon slayer duo hugged me from both sides.

"Hissss!" They shouted at Loki.

"Mine!"
I just smiled at them and let them hug me.

-o-

The ball had ended and we had to go home.

"Guys, wake up!"

They woke up, rubbing their heads.

Rogue's eyes widened,

"I'M SO SORRY FOR HOW I ACTED!"

I laughed, "It was fine..."

"What did we do?" Sting asked.

"You don't remember?"

He shook his head...

"Well you lifted me up and wouldn't let me down. Then, you guys went back and forth with me. And finally you hit Loki in the face."

"Wow"

"I remember it all..."

I blushed, "Even the part where I-"

He nodded.

"Well I should go! My friends are leaving. Bye guys!" I blew them both a kiss and started to walk off.

Catching up with the rest of my guild, I almost tripped. I'm pretty clumsy.

"So I saw what happened with the dragon slayers..." Lucy said.

"Yeahhhh....What about you and Natsu?"

"We danced, then he got drunk....and well you saw what he was doing."

We both laughed.

"Hey guys! I have a job for us tomorrow." Wendy came up to us.

"There's a cafe that needs some waiters and waitresses, for a day. Wanna join me on the job?"

"Yesss! I love things like that."

"Anyone else wanna join?"

"I think I could get Sting and Rogue to join!"

I thought of what they would look like in a waitress's uniform. 'Heheh...'

"How about Natsu and Gray? You guys up for it?"

They just agreed, since they were tired.

"Erza?"

"Will there be cake?"

"Probably."

"I'm in."
That just shows you how much she loves cake.

That night, I kept hearing Rogue's words. It kept me up and I barely got any sleep.

Gray did his usual hugging me in his sleep. This soothed me some, so I finally went to sleep.

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