Can I Fall Back on You? (Karma Akabane x Reader)

•Chapter 5•

•Chapter 5- A New Sensei?

Your POV
Our first day of class in May and we're introduced to a big boobed wavy blonde haired bitch as our new teacher. Kayano must be fuming. Whenever she sees someone with big breasts she gets super mad and jealous since she's what you'd call... 'Flat-chested.'

What was even better about her was that when pronouncing her last name it sounded like her name was Jelabitch. My question is... Why the hell is she clinging to a tentacle monster? Talk about tentacle hentai! Gross!

Karasuma~sensei was informing everyone about her purpose. Apparently the big-boobed bitch was our new English teacher. This is gonna be interesting...

But something even more disturbing than the fact our new English teacher was clinging onto the octopus creature was that he was staring at her freaking boobs! His face was pink like a normal human's lovesickness! Maybe he does have some instincts of a human... Male...

"Ahh~ Every time I look at you- you look more wonderful each time... Those lovely dark round eyes! Those indistinct joints... This is embarrassing to say but... I've been captivated by you <3" Who programmed this junk to say this stuff? If she is a real person how much is she getting paid for this? WHAT TYPE OF HUMAN WOMAN IS INTERESTED IN ANY OF THOSE FEATURES!

"Koro Senseeeiiii~!" Irina~sensei called running down the steps to the field where we were playing 'Assassinate! Soccer.'

"I heard from Karasuma~sensei that you're suuuuper fast on your feet!" Irina~sensei said doting over Koro Sensei unnaturally again. "Oh, I'm not that fast." Koro Sensei said... while his face being pink as he was staring at her boobs... 'I'm not that fast'? WHAT TYPE OF FREAKING UNDERSTATEMENT IS THAT? "Well, I always wanted to try drinking Vietnamese coffee, so would you mind getting some while I'm teaching English? Pleeaasee?" And of course, the lovesick Koro Sensei flew away to Vietnam.

"Umm... Irina~sensei, class is starting so should we head back to the classroom?" Isogai, the class president, asked. "Hmm? Oh right, class. You can do whatever you see fit." She responded. Her personality is also of a bitch's! She took out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. "And will you stop being so familiar with me calling me by my first name? Call me 'Jelavic~oneesama' And I have no intention of playing teacher when the octopus is not around." Iri- Jelabitch~sensei- because no way in hell am I calling her 'oneesama' said.

"So... What now, Bitch~neesan?" Karma asked emphasizing the 'bitch'. She looked at Karma with an infuriated expression. "Don't shorten it!" She shouted. I couldn't help but laugh. "You're a professional killer riigght? Do you reeaally expect to kill that monster by yourself when the entire class can't kill him with their combined efforts?" Karma challenged. He's making it seem as if he isn't in the class! "The difference between school brats and grown ups is how we adults do things." Like being turned on by tentacles?

She went to Nagisa. "You're Shiota Nagisa right?" She asked. Then she smothered him in a kiss. Karma was... How the hell do you describe his expression? And Kayano was plain shocked and infuriated. Guess Nagisa's first kiss won't be from you then. I counted on my fingers. '10 HIT! 20 HIT! 30 HIT!' Nearly 40 hits but after making sure Nagisa was on the point he wasn't able to breathe she then smothered him in her boobs. "I've heard you're the student that collects information on that octopus. Come to the faculty office after this. I have plenty of ways of making you talk."

I felt a hand on my shoulder and saw it was Rio. "Are you going to have a long lasting kiss like that?" She teased. I scrunched up my face wanting to vomit. "Aww, you're face is red! Like his hair~" Rio proceeded to tease. "It's just that I'm feeling really hot right now." I said placing my left hand on my now slightly warm cheek. "You like him! I know you do!" Rio confronted. "Do not." I replied. "You're just a tsundere~ Maybe I should call you Tsun~chan!" Rio giggled.