Sing: Skye: Before He Cheats by: Carrie Underwood

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Pup Pup Boogie:  Get ready to Boogie!
Skye:  This songs for Chase.
Narrator:  The song plays.
Skye:  Right now, he's probably slow dancing. With a bleached-blond tramp. And she's probably getting frisky. Right now, he's probably buying. Her some fruity little drink. Cause she can't shoot whiskey. Right now, he's probably up behind her. With a pool-stick. Showing her how to shoot a combo. And he don't know. I dug my key into the side. Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights. I slashed a hole in all four tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some. White-trash version of Shania karaoke. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk". And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky. Right now, he's probably. Dabbing on three dollars. Worth of that bathroom Polo. Oh, and he don't know. That I dug my key into the side. Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights. I slashed a hole in all four tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl. Cause the next time that he cheats. Oh, you know it won't be on me! No, not on me. Cause I dug my key into the side. Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights. I slashed a hole in all four tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Oh, before he cheats. Oh!
Narrator:  The dogs clap and cheer, and Chase gets mad.
Chase:  So this is exactly how you feel about me!
Skye:  No Chase I-
Chase:  I don't want to hear it, I can't believe all what we've been through, it's been such a waste!
Narrator:  Chase runs into his pup house crying.
Rocky:  Skye, how could you do this to him?
Skye:  (sobs)  I didn't mean to pick this song, it was suppose to be another song!  What is happening to this game?  What is it trying to tell us?
CCKILLER00:  Ooh, this is giving us a hint about something being cursed.  I wonder what it is.  Give me another terrible request to take it in even more effect.

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