Pup Pup Boogie: The New DLC (Part 1)

Sing: Chase and Skye: Nathan Drake vs Laura Croft Rap Battle by: JT Music

Pup Pup Boogie: Three, two, one, go!
Skye: I've been the Tomb Raider since '96. Nathan Drake, you wish you were as fine as this. The name's Lara Croft, I'll amaze the world. To think twice when they underestimate a girl. I'm an actual genius, that's a fact boy. You got nothing on me, you douche-y frat boy. I'm making history, you're just in it for the money. People think you're cute, but I prefer Sully.
Chase: He's all yours, he's practically my father. If that's what you're into go ahead, I won't bother. Speakin' of dads, your daddy was dope. Living in his shadow, that's gotta blow. My douche-y demeanor? I hate to say you like it. Join me Lara, cause you'd make a great sidekick. You're walkin' in my footsteps, even since you started. Cause everywhere I've been was already uncharted.
Skye and Chase: I love to wonder what's undiscovered. It's one big world out there, so much to plunder. We're climbing mountains and going down under. I found it first so you can go find another.
Chase: You know that I'm the best, that you can't mistake. Because I'm the descendant of Sir Francis Drake. Yes I'm in it for the money, but for what it counts. I always save my friends, that's what I'm all about. And hey I dig your style, I like your butt. You could be so cool if you'd lighten up. See, you know what good a little humor can do me. Stick around Lara, and I'll make you my groupie.
Skye: Take your eyes off me, you hopeless fan boy. You think you'll outsmart me? You know you can't, boy. I'm more resourceful than MacGyver. I don't need a man, cause I'm a lone survivor. You've found some temples and ancient stuff? But every single time, you just blow them up. You're just lucky, cause you got no skill. Take a good look, because looks can kill.
Chase and Skye: I love to wonder what's undiscovered. It's one big world out there, so much to plunder. We're climbing mountains and going down under. I found it first so you can go find another.
Skye: You're predictable, Nathan Drake. When you're on the mic, I can't stay awake.
Chase: Listen Miss Croft, you sound pissed off. You look at me and just wish you were this hot.
Skye: Coming from the Indiana Jones rip-off? Here's a map Nate, so you don't get lost.
Chase: If you got brains? Put 'em to use. The only good thing about you is your... eyes.
Skye: Your cheap one-liners are lame as can be. And I bet that you wish that Elena was me. I work on my own, don't need any help.
Chase: No wonder you're single, you're full of yourself. I got stacks of riches and mountains of fame. At the end of my adventures I go out with a bang. Let's make a truce, you're not the worst. But still, don't forget who got here first.
Chase and Skye: I love to wonder what's undiscovered. It's one big world out there, so much to plunder. We're climbing mountains and going down under. I found it first so you can go find another.
Pup Pup Boogie: Song complete, score 100%.