Pup Pup Boogie: Three, two, one, go!
Everest: I've been the Tomb Raider since '96. Nathan Drake, you wish you were as fine as this. The name's Lara Croft, I'll amaze the world. To think twice when they underestimate a girl. I'm an actual genius, that's a fact boy. You got nothing on me, you douche-y frat boy. I'm making history, you're just in it for the money. People think you're cute, but I prefer Sully.
Marshall: He's all yours, he's practically my father. If that's what you're into go ahead, I won't bother. Speakin' of dads, your daddy was dope. Living in his shadow, that's gotta blow. My douche-y demeanor? I hate. You know that I'm the best, that you can't mistake. Because I'm the descendant of Sir Francis Drake. Yes I'm in it for the money, but for what it counts. I always save my friends, that's what I'm all about. And hey I dig your style, I like your butt. You could be so cool if you'd lighten up. See, you know what. good a little humor can do me Stick around Lara, and I'll make you my groupie.
Everest: Take your eyes off me, you hopeless fan boy. You think you'll outsmart me? You know you can't, boy. I'm more resourceful than MacGyver. I don't need a man, cause I'm a lone survivor. You've found some temples and ancient stuff? But every single time, you just blow them up. You're just lucky, cause you got no skill. Take a good look, because looks can kill.
Marshall and Everest: I love to wonder what's undiscovered. It's one big world out there, so much to plunder. We're climbing mountains and going down under. I found it first so you can go find another.
Everest: You're predictable, Nathan Drake. When you're on the mic, I can't stay awake.
Marshall: Listen Miss Croft, you sound pissed off. You look at me and just wish you were this hot.
Everest: Coming from the Indiana Jones rip-off? Here's a map Nate, so you don't get lost.
Marshall: If you got brains? Put 'em to use. The only good thing about you is your... eyes.
Everest: Your cheap one-liners are lame as can be. And I bet that you wish that Elena was me. I work on my own, don't need any help.
Marshall: No wonder you're single, you're full of yourself. I got stacks of riches and mountains of fame. At the end of my adventures I go out with a bang. Let's make a truce, you're not the worst. But still, don't forget who got here first.
Marshall and Everest: I love to wonder what's undiscovered. It's one big world out there, so much to plunder. We're climbing mountains and going down under. I found it first so you can go find another.
Pup Pup Boogie: Song completed, well done!
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Pup Pup Boogie: The New DLC (Part 1)
FanfictionHello guys. I'm back with another continuing of my other stories. Ryder gives the dogs a gift for Christmas, and they spend it on some DLC content. They play and have fun. You guys are probably asking: What could go wrong? Well, read this stor...
