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Takes place a few days after the previous chat
Hermione
Pansy stop throwing your stuffed rabbit at me

Draco
Who stuffs rabbits? Gross

Pansy
Stupid it's not real

Hermione
Who cares! You're gonna wake Luna.

Pansy
I won't.

Luna
Too late

Harry
Shut up I'm trying to sleep ohmygod Neville get that damned thing away from me

Harry
Oh wait it's not real bye

Ginny
What was it?

Neville
A fake spider.

Draco
It's 3am. I need my beauty sleep. SHUT UP

[Ron removed Hermione, Ginny, Luna, and Pansy from the chat]

Blaise
Hey! Ginny's kinda funny

Ron
I'll add them back in the morning but now it's time for talk in the boy's dorm at 3am

Harry
Oh lordy voldy.

Neville
Again.

Harry
Murder me.

Ron
What if the squid had a baby?

Blaise
It wouldn't.

Ron
Why not?

Blaise
Why would it?

Harry
The squid would need another squid to have a baby anyways, right?

Neville
How does that work

Draco
Oh this is interesting

Ron
I'm gonna owl Charlie to see if he has any extra squids.

Harry
RON NO

Ron
RON YES

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