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{Idk do we even have a squad name}
Blaise
Hey guys

[Harry changed the group name to WE LIT BOO]

Ron
Was that nessecary?

Harry
Yepadoodle

Pansy
Not again.

Draco
RONALD WEASLEY YOUR FILTHY SQUID IS ON MY SILK PAJAMAS

Luna
He got a squid?

Harry
Yes. I volunteer to chuck it into the lake

Ginny
That's rude

Harry
The squid belongs in the lake. Sometimes you guys can be stupid.

Hermione
Really? We're stupid. You're the one who didn't pay attention in sex ed.

Neville
We had sex ed? When?

Pansy
What's sex ed?

Hermione
....

Luna
She just rolled off her bed.

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