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Pansy
Heeeey Hermioneeeeee

Hermione
Hello Pansy. Need a tutor again?

Pansy
No

Pansy
I love you

Pansy
Wait did I just click send

Hermione
Yes

Pansy
Shittttt

Hermione
But I'm straight, sorry.

Pansy
No you're not.

Hermione
What do you mean.

Pansy
Take spaghetti for instance. Everyone thinks it's straight. Until it's wet.

Hermione
Merlin's pants, Pansy!

Pansy
Besides, you're already halfway to pansysexual

Hermione
Don't you mean pansexual?

Pansy
No, pansysexual. Pansy Sexual. Where are you anyways?

Hermione
I'm with Harry and Ron. Why?

Pansy
Never saw you leave this morning. I forgot, I'm really struggling with Divination. Can you tutor me tomorrow night?

Hermione
Sure. Eight o'clock?

Pansy
Sounds great. See you there, Granger.

Hermione
See you there, Parkinson.

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