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Squirrels In My Pants~
Sung by Usami Ichika, Tategami Aoi and Shirayuki Hime

Ichika: Ahhh! Aaaaahhhhh! Ahhhh! Aaaahhhhh! Ahh!

Hime: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!

Ichika: Ahhhhhhhh! There are squirrels in my pants!

Aoi: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.

Ichika: There are squirrels in my pants!

Aoi: Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!

Hime: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Aoi: Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats...

Hime: S-I-M-P, (Ichika and Hime) Squirrels in my pants!

Aoi: S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me...

Hime: Step right over and watch me put it down...

Ichika: Squirrels, Squirrels!

Hime: Step right over and watch me put it...

Hime and Aoi: S to the I to M to the P!

Aoi: Who you got back there watering your plants?

Hime: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...

Aoi: How can I qualify for government grants...

Hime: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...

Aoi: Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

Hime: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...

Aoi: Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...

Hime: But she can't see the-

Ichika: Squirrels in my Pants!

Hime: Step right over and watch me put it down...

Ichika: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Hime: Step right over and watch me put it...

Aoi: S to the I to the M to the P!

Ichika: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Hime: If you wanna know how I'm doing this Dance!

Aoi: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Hime: There's something in my trousers, you know it ain't ants.

Aoi: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Hime: Proletariat and bougoisie.

Aoi: Baby You Don't Need An Academic Degree.

Hime: Everybody Smellin' My Potpourri!

Aoi: S to the I to the M to the P!

Hime: Step Right Over And Watch Me Put It Down...

Ichika: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Aoi: Step right over and Watch Me Put It Down, Down On The Ground... Cause You Know I Got It Going On.

Hime: S to the I to the M to the P!

Aoi: S to the I to the M to the P!

Hime: S to the I to the M to the P!

Aoi: S to the I to the M to the P!

Hime: If Your Pockets Are Empty Get A Cash Advance!

Aoi: S to the I to the M to the P!

Ichika: Squirrels! Squirrels!

Hime: If You're Losing Your Hair, Get Yourself Implants!

Aoi: If You're Wrestling A Bear, Then You Ain't Got A Chance!

Hime: Old Uncle Freddy Just Rages And Rants!

Aoi: It Ain't About Love, Ain't About Romance!

Both: Just Got Squirrels In My Pants!!

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