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More Quotes from THAT DUDE!

Jay: How many bowls were you smoking when you created this game? What the f**k?

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Jay: Thrust your way to greatness baby!

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Jay imitating a rip off Yandere Chan: Is that Senpai?

Jay Talking Normally: No, it's nothing because this game IS A PIECE OF S-

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Jay: You can push me but I'm not gonna push you.

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Jay: I'm surprised that the floor isn't pregnant yet from how many thrusts I'm giving it...

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Jay: Welcome everyone, to Amai Odayaka's cooking show. I have my frying pan right here and today, we're about to cook up some A** WOOPINGS!

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Jay: Hopefully Amai is good at baking because this nurse can sure use some buns!
Look at this guys, 2 years and we're still working with some pancakes back here!

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Jay: Pancake a** affects one and every 3 nurses. If you would like to give this nurse some booty, donate to "SaveDatA**.org". I repeat, "SaveDatA**.org". Thank you.

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Jay: The wood chipper?! I have to find the wood chipper?! Where am I gonna put it, up my a**hole?!

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Jay: At least the mod gives us 3 hints when it knows we're a dumb***.

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Jay: Why is everything looking all distorted like we're high on drugs?

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Jay: When I was in school, I couldn't even get a girl to lend me an extra pencil! What the f**k?! Senpai must be hung like King Kong because I honestly don't understand how this guy is getting all these girls to be all over him. What the f**k?

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Jay: Woahhhh baby GOD DAMN!

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Jay: If I was at this school, I'd be coughin' all the time like "Uh, Sensei, *coughs* I'm not feeling good Sensei, I need to go to the nurse really bad!" and once I open the door to the nurses office I'll be like "Heyyyy!"

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Jay: Uh- sorry, let me pick my jaw up from off the floor.

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Jay: Is she gonna teach class or is she gonna go to her local strip club?

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"Purple Croissants"

"Purple Croissants"

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