A/N: So here I've loaded the lines up we all know and love. ??Do you want to read this sort of thing??? I am loading up the trivia in the next chapter. If anybody likes this I will load up Help! lines/ trivia too. Let Me Know, you swines!
Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland.
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George: That's not your grandfather!
Paul: It is, you know.
George: But I've seen your grandfather! He lives in your house!
Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather, as well.
John: How do you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they?
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Reporter: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: Um, no. I'm a mocker.
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Norm: The place is surging with girls.
John: Please, sir, sir, can I have one to surge me, sir, please, sir?
Norm: No, you can't!
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Reporter: Do you often see your father?
Paul: No, actually, we're just good friends.
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George: [as TV Director walks away with PA] There he goes. Look at him. Bet his wife doesn't know about her.
John: If he's got one. Look at his sweater.
Paul: You never know, she might have knitted it.
John: She knitted him.
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Reporter: What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
George: Arthur.
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Man on train: Don't take that tone with me, young man. I fought the war for your sort.
Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won.
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John: Hey, look at the talent. Let's give them a pull.
Paul: Should I?
George: Aye, but don't rush. None of your five-bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I don't know, I just thought it sounded distinguished-like.
John: George Harrison, the Scouse of distinction!
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Grandfather: Would you look at him? Sittin' there with his hooter scrapin' away at that book!
Ringo: Well, what's the matter with that?
Grandfather: Have you no natural resources of your own? Have they even robbed you of that?
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Beatles Fiendish Thingy's and Other Great Stuff!
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