Chapter 7 - Infuriating satan

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Her | Him | {Boss}

"This is Holvan's Sushi Hotline, how can I help you?"

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"This is Holvan's Sushi Hotline, how can I help you?"

"3 Sake's for your favourite calling costumer"

"3 Sake's coming up for our only calling costumer"

"Only?"

"Pretty much. No one else calls in."

"Means I get more time to speak to you"

"Lucky me"

"Rude"

"Hey, I was joking,"

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I suddenly thought, how did Ed know it was me, I never introduce myself when I call.
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"That makes sense y' know"

"What? I recommend not starting in the middle of a sentence,"

"Makes sense if I'm the only calling customer that you never ask who is calling, you always assume it's me."

"You do have quite a distinctive voice,"

"Good thing or bad thing?"

"Good."

"You weren't here on the weekend,"

"You missed me?"

"Nope, I just wanted some Sushi but the store wasn't open apparently"

"Yeah, Boss had to rush home for the weekend, so I got the days off."

"Do you get many days off?"

"Not often, no."

"Hold on, give me a moment. My boss is trying to tell me something."

"Okay,"

"Shoot he thinks I'm messing around on the Hotline, pretend you're a customer will you?"

"But I am a costumer?"

"Just act like you're ordering or something! He's gonna take the phone off me in a second, please just do this for me."

"Okay, I'll pretend."

"Thank you so much! I owe you one,"

{Hello this is the Boss of Holvan's sushi restaurant, just checking this is a costumer I am talking to I assume?}"

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Suddenly an idea popped into my head. Ed wasn't going to like it but I knew I was going to have fun with it.
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"Yes it is, I'd like to settle a complaint about this young man. He's being rather rude telling me how awful my taste in sushi is!"

{I am so sorry ma'am! It will be sorted right away. I'll have a word with him. I'll send some free sushi round as an apology for his awful behaviour,"

"Thank you. It is much appreciated."

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The line when silent for a moment and I heard some noise in the background. It was two voices, one raised, one apologetic. A smug grin grew across my face. It may have been mean but this new found confidence of mine was taking over and hey, I scored some free sushi.
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"He's gone."

"You're welcome by the way"

"You could have made me lose my job! I asked you to pretend to be a customer, not satan!"

"Yes, but I got you in trouble as well as myself some free sushi! Hahahaha"

"You are so infuriating,"

"Shame Infuriating isn't my middle name!"

"Talking about names, it's been a whole week speaking to you and I still don't know yours"

"I know yours"

"I know you do, but what's yours."

"Eddieeee,"

"Stop"

"Eddieeeeee"

"Please"

"Guess, and if you guess right we can ask each other 10 questions so we can get to know each other a little more. Or I'm forever going to have to picture you as young Leonardo Dicaprio "

"At least give me the first letter,"

"A"

"Give me a moment. Erm Is it-"

"She hung up on me

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"She hung up on me....."

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-AMG

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