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"Hello, Bloop."


"What's bloop?"


"It's your pet name."


"That's such a shitty name!"


"Because it includes shit, duh."


"What?"


"Blonde plus poop, equals 'bloop'."


"Like, seriously?"


"Let's continue the game."


"Okay, I'll ask first."


"Yeah, go on."


"Cookie dough or mint chocolate?"


"Cookie dough, anytime! My turn, hot blonde or sexy brunette?"


"Sexy brunette. Handsome face or honest heart?"


"Honest heart."


"It's your turn."


"Bloop, I want to tell you something."


"Yes?"


"I think my boyfriend is cheating on me."


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Cliffhanger...

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