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"Guess what?!"


"Hello to you too."


"Yeah, whatever. Now back to my question, guess what?!"


"What?"


"You have to guess!"


"You failed in your exams?"


"No."


"You dyed your hair pink?"


"No!"


"You got laid last night?"


"I have my girlfriend for that."


"Who is fucking someone else."


"I am just gonna pretend that I didn't hear the last sentence."


"You are such a Bloop!"


*Beep* *Beep*


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