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#136 in SS! Thank you for supporting me so much!!

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"How did you break up with him?"


"You are still stuck on that part?"


"It's kinda hard to believe."


"Get over it."


"What's your name?"


"Why? Are you going to tattoo my name on your body?"


"No. But—"


"Then there's no need."


"I want to meet you."


"I am no Megan Fox!"


"Is the sarcasm really necessary all the time?"


"Life is boring without sarcasm. Just like you."


"Hey! Why am I the only one to get roasted?!"


"Because you are a chicken."


"I am no chicken!"


"Then stop chickening out and break up with your sorry excuse of a girlfriend already!"


"Why do you want me to break up with her so badly?"


"I already told you. I am not going to waste even a single penny on ice - creams, nor am I going to let you use my Netflix credits after she dumps you."


*Beep* *Beep*


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