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"Good morning."


"Good morning."


"Is your name Ariel?"


"What happened to you suddenly?"


"Because I think we mermaid for each other."


"That was so lame, Bloop."


"No, seriously, but what's your name?"


"Why do you wanna know?"


"Coz I have beem screaming it all night long."


"Getting horny early in the morning?"


"Can I have 'you' for breakfast?"


"Try these pickup lines one more time and I will never think of dating you!"


"So, you have been thinking about me, huh?"


"Uh, what? Erm, no, nop. Bye."


*Beep* Beep*


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#46 in SS! I can't believe it!!!!

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