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#117 in SS! Let's make it under #100!

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"Hello."


"Fuck hello's! Why the hell did you do that for?"


"Do what?"


"Why'd you tell her that we both are screwing behind her back?!"


"She was getting on my last nerve."


"Everyone gets on your last nerve!"


"Not my problem. Humans have the tendency to angry me."


"Why don't you shift to Mars."


"Mars is not hot enough to handle my hotness, Bloop or should I say, Jason?"


"Great! You know my name and even have a nick name for me. That's so unfair!"


". . ."


"Stop laughing now! Atleast tell me your eye colour, so that I can think of some nickname for you."


"Hazel."


"I am going to call you Hazel!"


"So original."


"Anyways, thank you."


"What for?"


"I finally got rid of her because of you."


"And I am getting rid of you."


"Wh—"


*Beep* *Beep*


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I try to add as much humor as possible. I hope you are liking this story and will continue loving it, till the end.

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