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Bloop

Hazel

Max

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"Hello?"


"Who the fuck is this?"


"I can ask you the same thing."


"Give the phone to Hazel."


"No."


"Who the fuck are you to say no?"


"Her boyfriend."


"She doesn't have a boyfriend!"


"Who do you think I am? A random hook-up?"


"Hey, Max. Can you please pass me that hairdryer?"


"Sure babe. By the way, you look hot in red."


"Pass the phone to Hazel."


"Who are you?"


"Her friend."


"Wait, is that my phone?"


"Yeah."


"Give it to me!"


"Hello? Hazel?"


"Bloop, hey."


"You never told me you have a boyfriend."


"Because I do— The fuck, Max?! Give me back my phone!"


"Hazel?"


"Stop fucking running around!"


"IS ANYONE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME OR WHAT?!"


"YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"


*Beep* *Beep*


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Two chaps and an epilogue left.

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