The math tutor

😐 (idk what to call this chapter)

LAURENS POV

Marissa: well obviously I'm right!! I'm older!

Lauren: that's your logic?

Marissa: older is wiser!!

Lauren: but Marissa is dumber!

Marissa: your calling me dumb??? Do you hear yourself right now?????????

My mom busted in

Mom: stop fighting!! What's going on here??

I basically gave up at this point and hinted at Marissa to just tell mom and get it over with.

Marissa: uh, Lauren! Stole my eye liner!!!!!

I smiled then played along

Lauren: but she stole my mascara yesterday and she didn't get in trouble!!!! It's not fair!

Mom: ok. Lauren, give what is hers back to her.

I pouted and gave her my liner.

Mom: thank you.

She walked out of the room.

Lauren: why didn't you tell her?

Marissa: because, ummm................... it's lit everyday bro.

Lauren: your a Jake pauler?

Marissa: isn't everyone?

Lauren: almost no one.

Marissa: he has more subscribers than the population of New York!!!!

Lauren: back to the point. I know why you didn't tell her????

Marissa: oh yeah? Why?

Lauren: BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!

Marissa: no I don't!

Lauren: yeah you do you love me!!

I started jumping around and pointing at Marissa.

Lauren: 🎶 you love me! You love me! You really really love me!! 🎶

Marissa: ok fine! I do! But your just my little sister!! I'm forced to love you.

Lauren: no I'm the love of your life that why your single!!!!

Marissa laughed

Marissa: your such a dork!!

ALEXS POV

Aaron: I'm telling mom and dad!!!!

Alex: Aaron please don't!! Or I'll unleash every lie you told mom and dad in history!!!!

Aaron: worth it. MOM, DAD!!!!!!

Alex: no no no no no no NOOOOO!!!

My dad ran into my room.

Dad: what's the matter!!

Aaron: Alex is GETTING MARRIED TO LAUREN!!!!!!

Those words echoed through the house.
Then my mom came in.

Dad: you what????

Alex: oh yeah?

I cracked my knuckles and clear my throat.

Alex: *deep breath* AARON CRASHED THE LAMBO YESTERDAY AND FIXED IT WITH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!!!!!!!

Mom: Aaron??????

Alex: HE ALSO DOESNT EVEN HAS HIS LICENSE!!! HE GOT IT TAKEN AWAY BY THE POLICE!!!!!!

Dad: Aaron!!!!!

Alex: HE ALSO USES YOUR MONEY FOR ANY OF HIS NEEDS!!!! AND HE FAILED HIS MATH TEST THEN BRIBED THE TEACHER SO HE COULD GRADUATE!!!!!!!!!

Aaron: you little-

Alex: AND HE BOUGHT A DOG!!!!

Mom: *gasp* you know we can't afford a dog!!

Alex: THATS NOT ALL!!!! HE DIDNT GET EXCEPTED INTO HAVARD!!! AND HES LYING SO HE COULD LEAVE!!!!

Aaron: shut up Alex!!!

Alex: IM NOT FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!! AARON ALSO APPARENTLY LOVES ANIMALS BECAUSE HE BOUGHT THE ZOO COMPANY AND THATS WHY WE COULDN'T PAY THAT ONE MILLION DOLLARS YOU OWE THIS MONTH!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron: are you done?

Alex: *pant* yeah I'm done.

Dad: aaron!!! Your in big trouble young man!!

Aaron: but Alex got married!!

Mom: oh wow. Look at yourself creating lies!!! If your going to make a lie at least make it believable!!!

Aaron: but-

Dad: Aaron...

Aaron: you little twerp!!

I smiled