Me: Hullo! *draws paper* Today we're doing...ah! Lover!
Everyone: *confused* What's that?
Me: Oh...er...the ship between Harry and Luna. Potter? Lovegood? Get it?
Everyone: Oh...
Harry: *slightly embarrassed* Oh, um, I mean, Luna is really cool and I like her as a friend, but not as, you know...yeah.
Ron: *shrugs* Don't see why not. I'll ship it.
Luna: I think some Wrackspurts got into the minds of these people. We're only friends, Harry and I, you know.
Ginny: Yeah, but you two would look nice together. Ship!
Hermione: Same. I ship it, but...um...*avoiding Harry's glare* Well, you took her to Slughorn's Christmas party!
Harry: *slightly irritated* I had to---who else could I possibly go with?
Ron: Oh I don't know, Ginny?
Harry: Come on, I thought you were going to kill me or something if I asked Ginny out at the time!
Me: Guys, while this is very interesting and all, we need reactions. *turns to Neville, Draco, Snape, and Harry's parents*
Neville: Er...ship. They look awesome together.
Draco: Don't care if it doesn't concern me or Hermione.
Hermione: *looks away*
Draco: Come on, do you know how good it is to finally not have to hide your secret so hard?
Hermione: *still looking away and muttering* You don't have to be obsessed with it.
Ginny: Guys, back to the reactions...
Snape: Potter and Lovegood? Not the best pairing in my mind---but ship, I guess.
James: Ship!
Lily: What he said. Ship!
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Harry Potter Characters' Reaction to Ships
RandomThe title is quite straightforward...this book is about my imagining of how Harry Potter characters would react to some of the most popular ships in our crazy fandom. This is my first story so I apologize if it's kind of cheesy. Also, I do not own a...
