Me: Hello and welcome back, witches and wizards! In continuation of our canon era...we are doing the ship...*reaches into box and pulls out a sheet of paper* Jily!
Snape: *stands up, arms flying everywhere* NO! FOR THE SAKE OF MERLIN NO! Potter NEVER derserves Lily, that arrogant, strutting, idiotic, attention-seeking bas—
Harry: *outraged* Silencio!
Snape: *tries to speak, no words come out, flops back into seat frustrated*
Harry: Don't you DARE insult my parents, Snape!
Me: Guys, calm down...
There is a pop, and Lily and James appear.
James: Do I hear Snivellus screaming his head off?
Me: Yes, Mr.Potter, over the ship Jily.
James: *ruffles hair* Well, I've got to say, I'M glad we're a couple. It was extremely hard to have Lilyflower stop hating me—
Lily: I never hated you, you know.
James: *surprised* Oh! That's...wonderful! I'm—I—
Snape: *throws dagger looks*
James: *eyes narrow* Give up, Snivellus.
Harry: Well, like I said last time, without Jily I wouldn't be born. So...I definitely ship my own parents!
Draco: Well, I'll have to sink that. I'd do anything to have Potter never exist.
Harry: *glares at Draco*
Me: Okay...just to move things along faster, any objections besides Draco and Snape?
Everyone else: Nope. Sail for Jily!
Luna: *gazing off into distance* I don't know. I do very admire Professor Snape's undying love for Lily, but I don't want Harry to not exist either. Eh, ship, I guess.
Me: Awesome. Personally, I do like Jily, but not too much.
Me: All righty. Thanks for your opinions, and see you next time!
A/N: Please don't forget to vote if you enjoyed it! Readers are always welcome to suggest new ships :)
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Harry Potter Characters' Reaction to Ships
RandomThe title is quite straightforward...this book is about my imagining of how Harry Potter characters would react to some of the most popular ships in our crazy fandom. This is my first story so I apologize if it's kind of cheesy. Also, I do not own a...
