Me: Welcoooome back, my wonderful Hogwartians! What ship are we doing today? *picks paper out of the box* Annd...it's Wolfstar!
Ron: What on earth is that?
Me: Er...shipping Remus and Sirius. You know. Wolf, because Remus is a werewolf? Star, because Sirius is a name for an actual star?
Everyone: Ohhhh...
Harry: But wait... isn't Lupin already married? So how could he be in a relationship with Sirius if...
Hermione: *rolls eyes* Just like when people know you're with Ginny but they still ship you with Malfoy. These shippers don't care that much about your sexuality.
Harry: Interesting...well, it would be kind of weird for me if they were together, but it does sound like a good ship!
Ron: This idea is quite cool. Ship!
Hermione and Ginny: Ship!
Luna: Aww, they would look so cute together! The wolf looking for the star and the star shining the wolf...
Everyone: ......
Neville: ...that sounds really great, Luna. Ship!
Snape: Such a thought makes me shiver out of fear.
Me: Okay...
Draco: This ship is strange.
Me: All right then. Oh, right! How could I not invite these two--
There is a pop. A grinning Sirius and a smiling Remus appear.
Me: --and her--
There is another pop, and Tonks with her bubblegum-pink hair appear.
Me:--to this beautiful reaction scene?
Harry: *delighted* Sirius! Lupin! Tonks!
Sirius: *ruffles Harry's hair* Nice to see you!
Remus: *smiling* How nice it is to come back.
Tonks: Woohoo! What are we doing today?
Me: We're shipping Sirius and Remus.
Remus: Hmm. Interesting. Well, I am married, but if we ignore that, I'd say this ship may work out. Or not. Padfoot has a shifting, slightly annoying personality.
Sirius: Me with Moony? Cool! Considering all the possibilities, I would be quite satisfied if we were a couple.
Me: *grinning* What do you think, Tonks?
Tonks: I'm married to Remus! I'm not so sure. Seems like a good idea, probably won't work out.
Me: Thanks for your thoughts! See you--
Remus: Wait a moment...
Sirius: Is that Snivellus sitting right there?
Snape: *passive face turns into a snarl* I'm warning you, Black--
Sirius: Well, we're technically all dead. Your death threats will not work! Ha!
Remus: *slightly worried* Good thing James isn't here...
Snape: *rises to his feet*
Me: *loud voice* Chill, guys, chill!
Me: Alrighty, it seems like this reaction has come to an end. Have a great day, and see you next time!
*distant sounds of battle*
A/N: Please vote if you enjoyed this! :)
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Harry Potter Characters' Reaction to Ships
RandomThe title is quite straightforward...this book is about my imagining of how Harry Potter characters would react to some of the most popular ships in our crazy fandom. This is my first story so I apologize if it's kind of cheesy. Also, I do not own a...
