Me: Good day to you all! What will we do today? Hmm...let's see...*takes out paper from box* Bellamort. Okaayy...
There is a pop. Bellatrix and Lord Voldemort appear.
Hermione: NO! That woman cut me up last time! I will NOT be in the same room with her!
Harry: And that guy—thing—whatever he is, is the worst wizard ever!
Me: Relax. I'll make sure they don't stay for too long.
George: Yeah, or else little Voldy's going to notice he's the only one who doesn't have a nose. *snickers with Fred*
Voldemort: Excuse me, young man?
Bellatrix: *mystefied* I didn't know you were such a gentleman, my Lord.
Everyone: ......
Lily: That man killed me and James. And that Bellatrix is just as bad as him. Nope. Don't ship it. Too much evil combined.
James: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Bellatrix: Are you shipping me with the Dark Lord? YES! My Lord, I love you!
Fred: Well this is kinda awkward...
Voldemort: *coldly* You were nothing but a servant for duties, Bellatrix.
Everyone: Ooooooh, rejected!
Bellatrix: *furious* Avada Ked—
Me: Expelliarmus! Killing people is not allowed!
Bellatrix: *red in the face for being rejected by Voldemort*
Harry: *laughing* This is so funny. I'm going to ship them.
Ron: Yep. Same.
Ginny: *laughing* This is going to annoy them so much.
Fred and George: Bellatrix and Voldemort, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Voldemort: *outraged* Cruci-
Snape: *wordlessly disarms Voldemort*
Luna: How amusing. Ship!
Neville:......
Snape: I will not speak for this is ridiculous beyond belief.
Draco: Actually, Bellamort exists. Remember Delphine?
Everyone: Oh yeah right...
Bellatrix: *hides face to conceal her embarrassment*
Voldemort: *outraged* When I get my wand back, I'm going to destroy this room! *storms off*
Me: Hurry! Voldemort is really fast, let's squeeze in some other ships before he is back!
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Harry Potter Characters' Reaction to Ships
RandomThe title is quite straightforward...this book is about my imagining of how Harry Potter characters would react to some of the most popular ships in our crazy fandom. This is my first story so I apologize if it's kind of cheesy. Also, I do not own a...
