A/N: I'm going to delete a few characters, because I am a young author, and it is kind of tiring having to keep track of everyone. Anyway, enjoy!
Me: All right. Today we'll do...*picks from box* Drapple. Okay.
Draco: Do people usually ship an apple with a human?
Me: People ship pretty much everything, to be honest.
Harry: Knowing Malfoy, he would eat an apple on a date before anything.
Ron: This is just stupid.
Hermione: Why do people ship an apple and a person if an apple cannot talk? Or move? Or do anything to be exact?
Neville: I dunno, people are weird.
Fred: Ah, friends, you are letting a perfect pairing slip through your fingers.
George: In fact, we already have a plan to—
Fred: —set up Malfoy—
George: —with Miss Apple—
Luna: Interesting name.
Fred: —on a romantic, candle lit dinner as a date.
Draco: WHAT?!
Me: *laughing till my stomach hurts* This is going to be fun.
Snape: *smiles for just a fraction of a second* Well, as much as I find this ridiculous, I must say, this date will be more interesting than the Twilight saga, at least.
Ginny and Harry: *jumps up* DO NOT MENTION TWILIGHT!
Me: *jumps up too* I HATE that series!
Hermione: So horrible. Guys, we're getting off topic.
Me: Yeah. So...Er...*sits down* Sink for Drapple?
Ron: Something like that.
Fred: Oh no. We are doing this date thing.
George: Yeah, and Malfoy, if you don't come, let's just say—
Fred: —You will have the pleasure of running around like a ferret again.
Draco: *buries face in hands* Oh no...
Ginny: *smirks* You get what you deserve.
Me: *laughing* All right then. See you guys next time, and by the way, Fred, make sure you videotape the date!
George: Don't worry, we'll post it online for you.
Fred: Once we figure out how to use the Internet.
George: Shouldn't take long.
Draco: *face still in hands, voice muffled* My father will hear about this.
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Harry Potter Characters' Reaction to Ships
RandomThe title is quite straightforward...this book is about my imagining of how Harry Potter characters would react to some of the most popular ships in our crazy fandom. This is my first story so I apologize if it's kind of cheesy. Also, I do not own a...
