Me: Welcome back guys! And—OH MY MERLIN WHAT?!
Voldemort: Missed me, children?
Harry: What the—
Snape: My Lord, it took you forever to get your wand back! We did quite a number of ships in between—
Voldemort: Thanks to you, Severus, I had to go all the way to the other side of the country and bribe a ton of Muggles on the way to get my wand back!
Everyone else: *claps for Snape's excellent magic skills*
Me: Alrighty then. What ship are we doing today?
Ginny: Ooh, can I pick?
Me: Sure. *hands over box*
Ginny: *takes out a slip of paper* WHAT—
Me: *snatches paper* Oh boy. Drinny.
Draco: The Weaslette? No way. My heart is for Hermione—
Everyone: WE KNOW!
Voldemort: Love is overrated.
Me: Okay...
Harry: I am NEVER going to let that ferret touch my Ginny!
Ginny: SINK. Seriously? Malfoy?
Ron: If my sister dates that ungrateful ferret, I will kill both of them.
Luna: I don't quite see this ship...
Me: Me neither! It always makes me wonder why people ship it in the first place.
Snape: Foolish.
George: Hmm...
Ginny: *groans*
Fred: Don't worry, we're not making any more date videos.
George: Yeah, we have a lot to do at the moment, you know.
Fred: However, I think I have just the idea for a prank!
The two run across the room and exit, banging the door behind them.
Ginny: Host, is there any way we could uninvite them from all these ship reactions?
Me: Afraid not. Even if I do, they'll always find a way to get back.
Five minutes later, Molly Weasley enters.
Molly: Do I hear right? Is my daughter dating a Malfoy?
Ginny: What the—YOU EVIL TWINS!
Fred and George: *burtsts out laughing*
Molly: *furious* Ginevra Molly Weasley! How dare you date a Malfoy? You are bringing disgrace to the whole family, I do NOT tolerate this foolish behavior! I expected more mature choices from you, young lady—
Me: *loudly* Mrs.Weasley, your daughter is not actually dating Malfoy! This was just a ship reaction, what the twins told you was just a prank—
Fred: Dang it host!
George: You ruined the fun!
Hermione: Someone had to say it at one point. Besides, I'm glad SOMEONE is at least doing the right thing!
Me: Thanks Hermione!
Hermione: You're welcome. Incidentally, I sink Drinny. Don't quite...just...no.
Neville: Well...I have no idea.
Molly: So this is fake?
Me: Yes.
Molly: Phew! Sorry for the outburst, Ginny, dear. Well, I must get going...*leaves*
Me: ...that was quite an interesting reaction session. See you next time!
A/N: Thanks for the votes and comments! I'm really glad people actually enjoy my story :)
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Harry Potter Characters' Reaction to Ships
RandomThe title is quite straightforward...this book is about my imagining of how Harry Potter characters would react to some of the most popular ships in our crazy fandom. This is my first story so I apologize if it's kind of cheesy. Also, I do not own a...
