Me: All right! Let's see what ship we're doing today...*stirs hand in the box and takes out a slip of paper* Okay...Harmione!
Draco: *leaping to his feet* STAY AWAY FROM HERMIONE POTTER!
Harry: *buries face in hands* Oh no...
Ginny: Hermione...
Hermione: Hey, I didn't start this ship!
Draco: SINK! JUST SINK!
Ron: Sink. I'm can control myself more than Malfoy.
Draco: *glaring at Ron* Watch your mouth, Weasley.
Ron: You know, in our seven years at Hogwarts, I was the hot-headed one and you were the cool and chill one. Suddenly everyone knows you like Hermione and we just swap personalities?
Me: Break it up, guys. Calm down. Seriously.
Ginny: Sink. Harry's mine!
Hermione: Well, Harry's like...my brother. I sink it.
Harry: Same. Hermione's like my sister, and I only love her as a sister. Sink!
Snape: Great. Potter and Miss Granger. Couldn't care less.
Me: Okay, I will take that as a sink...
Neville: Eh, they're both brilliant and they would look really nice together. Ship.
Luna: I don't really care. Ship.
Lily: Hermione seems perfect for my son. Witty and helpful. Ship!
James: What she said.
There is a popping noise and Fred and George appear.
Fred: Did I hear someone ship Hermione and Harry?
George: Sounds legit. Ship!
Ginny: *annoyed* Stop it, George...
George: *pretending to be surprised* George? I'm Fred.
Ron: Shut up. I live with you. I can tell you guys apart, you know.
Fred: *shrugs* Whatever. Still ship Harmione.
George: Come on, you were the perfect pair! Cliche, but that's why people put bets on you to be together!
Hermione: *hides face in hands* Just stop it...
Fred: *grinning* As a matter of fact, we're staying.
*loud groans from the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione, and Draco*
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Harry Potter Characters' Reaction to Ships
RandomThe title is quite straightforward...this book is about my imagining of how Harry Potter characters would react to some of the most popular ships in our crazy fandom. This is my first story so I apologize if it's kind of cheesy. Also, I do not own a...
