May be slightly distrubing because I give my inner voice, well, a voice [the clever bastard talked me into it].
This has been said many times, but I think it's time I got around to saying it.
Ladies and Gentlemen. Wattpad is not a dating site.
As much I'm fascinated by who shows up in my "Recommended People" box thing -- especially if they're not wearing a shirt and are freakishly well-built [that's gotta be photo-shopped] -- we're all here to write.
Not be riveted by the sight of someone's abs [those cannot be real. Seriously, how is that even possible?].
There are tons of dating sites out there (plentyoffish, eharmony, christianmingle, whateverelsemingle,those-scary-popups-that-always-show-up-when-you-go-on-a-shady-page-you-may-not-admit-to-it-but-you-know-what-I'm-talking-about), so kindly keep your profile pic at least a bit modest [but before you change it send me a copy, aye?].
The result is confusing for me and my alter ego [maybe if I pet my screen it'll zoom in. *poke* *poke* Damn it ancient lap top! Teleport me so that I can see that amazing abdomen!].
So please, take off the very revealing photos -- there's only so much I [we] can handle.
